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May 02, 2009, 12:34 PM // 12:34
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In a cardboard box with Internet
Guild: The Order of the Frozen Tundra (TofT)
Profession: N/
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New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller Breasts
A sad, sad day is upon us.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ame_technology For those of you not wanting to clicky clicky. LAS VEGAS—The buzz at this month's Consumer Electronics Show was all about a new breakthrough in the field of high-resolution 3-D graphics that has made it possible to render average-sized breasts on female video game characters. "For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast—a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms," said Warren Hood, developer of the new Vex9 graphics card, which has finally enabled video game wire-frame artists to digitally sculpt breasts as small as B-cups. "At long last, we can give die-hard gamers the level of realism they've been looking for." Hood added that researchers are currently exploring technologies that would allow the shamans and clerics in World Of Warcraft to practice modern medicine instead of depending on unrealistic magical healing spells. |
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May 02, 2009, 12:42 PM // 12:42
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Slovenia
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS]
Profession: Mo/
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Another awesome by The Onion.
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May 02, 2009, 01:38 PM // 13:38
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Zealand
Guild: None
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Never seen that site before, rather odd stuff, Neil Armstrong's Sherpa dies 
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May 02, 2009, 01:53 PM // 13:53
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: WHERE DO YOU THINK
Profession: W/
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May 02, 2009, 01:58 PM // 13:58
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Above you.
Profession: Mo/W
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You do realize The Onion is only fake news, right..? http://www.youtube.com/user/theonion
And here, this is better: http://www.theonion.com/content/news...friend_achieve Last edited by Empress Amarox; May 02, 2009 at 02:00 PM // 14:00.. |
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May 02, 2009, 03:30 PM // 15:30
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Emo Goth Italics
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Shit! Now it's going to be even harder to do it with no hands!
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May 02, 2009, 04:34 PM // 16:34
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: netherlands
Profession: Mo/E
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smaller breasts lol
please, play mirror's edge and look small boobies |
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May 02, 2009, 07:54 PM // 19:54
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2006
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I always love the humor on that site.
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May 02, 2009, 08:34 PM // 20:34
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland
Guild: The Mirror Of Reason [SNOW]
Profession: E/Mo
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Haha! Priceless!
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May 02, 2009, 09:40 PM // 21:40
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Wark!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida
Profession: W/
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I heard people are already at work developing a new technology to give these new smaller breasted PCs implants.
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May 02, 2009, 10:23 PM // 22:23
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Big breasts FTW
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